Midlife Crisis Club Apron, Funny Kitchen Apron, Cooking Apron for Women, 40th Birthday Gift, Menopause Gift, Xmas Stocking Filler

Unleash a wave of laughter in the kitchen with our Midlife Crisis Club Apron - Coffee or Wine.

This funny kitchen apron is the perfect blend of humor and practicality, making it a delightful cooking apron for women who appreciate a good chuckle. Whether you're searching for a menopause gift or the ideal 40th birthday gift, this apron promises to be a hit. It’s an excellent choice for a christmas exchange, work gift exchange, or as a work secret santa surprise. Even as an xmas stocking filler or a mum 50th gift, it's designed to bring joy and endless smiles.

 

🎁 Perfect For:

Birthday gifts for women in their 40s & 50s

Wine lover gifts

Funny midlife humour gifts

Mother’s Day or Christmas presents

Girls’ night, hen party, or retirement gifts

Stocking fillers and small gift add-ons

Product features

- Durable overlocked seams for lasting use

- Lightweight fabric ensures comfort while cooking

- Convenient tie back closure for easy wear

- Made from 100% cotton, with a stylish print

- One size fits most, perfect for all cooking enthusiasts

 

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

 

About this process -

 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, known as Print on Demand, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver..

 

The company that i use does not outsource printing, it is done in house from around the world, so the nearest print branch will deal with your order, that includes USA and UK branches.

 

Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction & is better for the environment.

 

Each item is made to order so i accept returns if there is a problem with your products. Please email with a photo if there is an issue with the printing or the product, I will respond with instructions as to what to do next and if applicable where to return. Delays due to any postal system is out of our hands but we should be able to track the progress of your package.

 

Orders usually take approx 10 hours before going into print so you have this time to cancel or change details, after this time I will be unable to cancel but if you have a problem please message me and I will attempt to sort a solution for you.

 

Please be aware that items returned to seller (me) because of incorrect address or non collection from your mail provider will incur a re-delivery charge.

 

Customs.

All customs are payable by the buyer.

 

 

POLICIES: We DO NOT accept exchanges or refunds unless there is a major issue with the product received. 

This includes:

• Incorrect design: The design doesn't match the information provided on Etsy.

• Poor quality: blurry or unclear print.

• Product differs significantly from the description.

• Faulty/Damaged due to production errors or shipping mishaps.

• The item was shipped to the wrong address. 

 

Please note: We are NOT responsible for incorrect addresses provided by the customer. Ensure your address is accurate before completing your purchase. 

 

Cancellation And Returns: 

 

Unfortunately, due to our products being made to order and sold seasonally, our store's policy does not allow for returns or exchanges.

 

 

* Please note - all personalised clothing and accessories items are made to order and cannot be returned 

 

NOTE: 

 

• Please be aware that the actual colour of the product may vary slightly from the pictures due to lighting effects or screen differences. 

 

Processing Time: Please allow 2-5 days  

 

Estimated Local delivery within 6-8 working days

 

International delivery 10-30 business days

We are honest sellers and we treat each customer with dignity. 

Damages and issues 

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right. 

 

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items.

 

European Union 14 day cooling off period

Notwithstanding the above, if the merchandise is being shipped into the European Union, you have the right to cancel or return your order within 14 days, for any reason and without a justification. As above, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. 

 

Exceptions / non-returnable items

-Custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), 

As our items are made to order and fall into the exceptions category of the European Union, returns and not permitted unless stated from the above reasons. 

 

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

 

-All items are designed by Blackvaledigital then made to order and shipped from our production partners.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults only, Blank product sourced from China

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine, Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron